Australian Orders

Discreet satchels are generally dispatched as soon as payment and customisations have been completed.  Please be patient, especially if you've ordered tradie nut - it takes a little while to load up your order :-)

Items are sealed in a vacuum sealed bag and sent in an Australia Post Express satchel. The fluids are also wrapped in bubble wrap.  There is no mention of the website or its contents at all.  The only details on the satchel are your name, postal address and phone number if you have provided it and want me to add it in case there are issues with delivery.

Orders are shipped via Australia Post Express with tracking. When the item ships, you get an email providing you with a link to track your package online.

If you are still concerned about delivery of your item(s), you can use the FREE Australia Post Parcel Locker service. Find out more here: Use a 24/7 Parcel Locker - Australia Post (

Express Post

International Orders

I can post the clothing - please contact me if you are interested, as the postage costs are more than domestic and delivery times are far longer. But if you are still interested, let me know. I don't advertise international orders, as I can't post any of the fluids overseas.